With all this talk of “Who should we vote for?” in the upcoming presidential election there are many strategies being proposed. “Vote for the lesser of two evils,” seems to be the most popular. However, I have an entirely different solution. Let’s ditch the whole lot and put Computer Programmers in charge. Why? 1. Computer Programmers [...] Read more »
In the wake of the recent fire fight between Apple and Samsung and the upcoming release of the iPhone 5, the debate between Mac and PC users on whose devices are better has never been hotter. In an effort to enflame the conflict further, here are the definitive reasons why Macs truly are the inferior [...] Read more »
Lately I have developed sick addictions to certain websites. I check them first thing when I wake up, when my eyes are still stuck together with sleep and I scour them for hours in the middle of the night before I finally tear myself away and make myself go to sleep. So for the sake [...] Read more »
Like many people, I spent several years of my early adulthood working in the service industry before stumbling into a respectable career. “Service industry” is of course a nice way of saying “the deepest pit of hell where even the Devil himself feels sorry for you”. Whether it is waiting tables, flipping burgers, or navigating the next likely Darwin Awards [...] Read more »
I recently discovered some more incredible things to add to my Epic Wish List. Make sure to take notes Santa, as I will be expecting all of these things for Christmas this year. This volume’s theme is Transportation. The Water Jet Pack While not useful for daily transportation (unless you live on a lake), the [...] Read more »
I am putting my life in grave danger by revealing these secrets. Unbeknownst to mankind, many of the world’s most famous events didn’t happen as written in the history books. They were in fact caused by Ninjas. 4400 BC – Horses Domesticated Necessity is the mother of invention. When Ninjas are after you, people [...] Read more »
In a sensible world with all of your sensible expenses and bills there is often little room for the things you REALLY want. Sometimes you can get by with pining over magazines or websites, imagining what it would be like to have some of the miraculous things you see all around you. But, it just [...] Read more »
Agni (Sanskrit name meaning “fire”) is the newest hatchling of a recently discovered species in Indonesia. He was given the name by members of the initial research team because of his red wing coloring. While local Zoologists (scientists who study and classify animals) are hesitant to use the name “Dragon”, there is an unmistakable resemblance between this new species [...] Read more »
Chuck Norris Facts Fact #1: When Chuck Norris gets in the pool he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Fact #2: If you find yourself in the unique position of disagreeing with Chuck Norris, it’s because YOU’RE WRONG! Fact #3: Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his room. The bear isn’t [...] Read more »
Kings and Queens of their domestic domains, they rule over all they survey from atop their bookshelves, refrigerators or carpeted climbing trees. For ages cats have dominated their inferior human slaves with a cunning and thorough knowledge of exactly how to manipulate us. But, no longer. By understanding the nature of these clever creatures we may [...] Read more »