New Dragon Species Discovered in Madagascar

Baby Dragon

A new species of dragon has recently been discovered in Madagascar. Draco Sanguis, named for the blood red coloring on the belly and webbing of their wings, this new species has just emerged in the wilds of Madagascar. It’s relationship to the dragons in Indonesia is purely speculation at this point. In relationship Draco Sanguis, due to it’s […] Read more »

What Does it Take to Be One of The First Colonists on Mars?

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Apparently, an emotionally scarred childhood: Made by Stateless Media. With launch scheduled nearly a decade away, the first Mars Colonization project is in progress on choosing the prime candidates for the mission. And what question is on everyone’s mind? “What about sex?”, of course. Yes, colonists will be discouraged from having sex due to the […] Read more »

Hover Boards – Are They Real!?

Girl on Hoverboard

Hoverboards, a reality or cruel, cruel hoax? The HUVr Board team, supposedly contributors to an MIT summer project in 2010, claim they have invented just such a thing. With a full parade of celebrities in support of the product, including Christopher Lloyd (Doc Brown in the ‘Back to the Future’ trilogy), Billy Zane, Moby, and […] Read more »

The Way I Drive

Driving fast

The Way I Drive Author Unknown —— I drive fast. Not because I’m in a rush and not because I’m late. Because I want to. I talk fast. I live fast. I drive fast. Because I have a death wish? No. I’m the safest driver on the road. Why? Every moment I’m aware of everything […] Read more »

Bacon. The Ultimate Food.

Delicious Bacon

Bacon. The Ultimate Food.  Where Does Bacon Come From? The most commonly believed myth about bacon is that it comes from carefully selected and cured cuts of pig meat. The amount of written material that has been produced to uphold this myth could fill the Library of Congress. Not to slight our porky friends, but […] Read more »

5 Reasons A Computer Programmer Should Be President

Computer Programmer for President

With all this talk of “Who should we vote for?” in the upcoming presidential election there are many strategies being proposed. “Vote for the lesser of two evils,” seems to be the most popular. However, I have an entirely different solution. Let’s ditch the whole lot and put Computer Programmers in charge. Why? 1. Computer Programmers […] Read more »

Why Macs Are Inferior

Old Mac - Inferior to PC

  In the wake of the recent fire fight between Apple and Samsung and the upcoming release of the iPhone 5, the debate between Mac and PC users on whose devices are better has never been hotter. In an effort to enflame the conflict further, here are the definitive reasons why Macs truly are the inferior […] Read more »